dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
