he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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