Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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