I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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