you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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