i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Help. Why am I so naked?
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