okay pat passed out under dana's car
your room smells of hookers.
And success
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
My feet surprised me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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