Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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