She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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