Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
