That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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