sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
