she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
porn star boner night. come get it.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The ass gains better be worth it
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