He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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