So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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