And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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