Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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