..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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