I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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