That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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