I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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