This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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