Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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