nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
