i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Randomize