im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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