Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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