We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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