just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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