no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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