No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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