sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
