She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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