he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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