If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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