words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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