Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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