K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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