problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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