I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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