I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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