You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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