Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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