I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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