She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
