Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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