it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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