They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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