dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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