Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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