wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The power of my boobs compel you
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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