Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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