Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am midnight drunk by noon
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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