Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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